Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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