wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
do nipples grow back?
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