just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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