You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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