Pregnant stripper...not hot.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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