brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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