She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wish you could order shots online.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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