i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I love having hate sex.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He better not be in your backpack
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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