idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I think I just sharted jello shots
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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