What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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