who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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