No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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