Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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