all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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