She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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