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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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