apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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