So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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