Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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