office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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