It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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