New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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