I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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