So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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