I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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