can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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