my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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