nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.