I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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