Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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