You made me cry and you don't even care
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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