just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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