we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
OPIZZABONMYDICK
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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