her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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