Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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