They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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