his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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