I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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