IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I love you.
Bad choice
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