I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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