Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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