I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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