but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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