Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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