Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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