sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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