I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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