They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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