Where did you get a picture of my penis
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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