i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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