Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish i was in the wii world.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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