Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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