Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize