dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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