Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
tell me about the eggs
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
