Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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