i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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