You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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